Advice

Many of my friends come to me for advice, and the other day someone said "dude your always right you should like start and advice column or something" and i thought ya know what? your right, so since i really can't waltz into a newspaper and say i want to start an advice column! this'll just have to do, so if you need advice or anything just let me know! :) E-Mail me at shelbybeautifulgirl@hotmail.com and i'll answer you as soon as possible, o and don't worry names ans e-mail addresses won't be published unless you otherwise instruct me. thank you for reading, now just comment and/or ask for advice!!! :)

Vampires

What is the fascination that people have with vampires? is it because they can never die? never get sick? never loose their gorgeous looks? it seems strange to me that many people even i in some cases love vampires. these creatures are so beautiful yet so full of death, did you know that the ancient vampire tales told of rotting stinking things with their flesh rotting away and they were full of decay and very animalistic? seems strange that somehow they have turned into these beautiful creatures that never age or decay, eternally youthful, and heal in a matter of seconds from anything, or in some cases can't be harmed in the first place. its strange, who thought of making them beautiful? what was the first story that said this? its crazy how myths and legends have come so far. have you ever thought about what it is the gets people to think the way they do?i mean you love this being, even though it is a murderer, some people wish to become these angels of night and death, they want to be beautiful forever i mean who wouldn't but i have noticed alot of these people that wish foir these things aren't very good looking in the first place, so how is that supposed to help them? lol i mean really. whats it gonna do when you get bitten the venom is going to perform plastic surgery? i mean what is that? i just think its funny, although eternal youth does sound amazing. but who doesnt think that?

cooking class

i have been interested in cooking for a long time. so i used to watch iron chef and things like that on the food network. i used to think dude i could so do that show. so in foods class today the teacher announced that we were doing an iron chef competition, i immediately felt excited but then i realized that, "crap this is school its gonna be nothing like it" and what do you know, i was right, next the teacher announced that we had to decide on 2 recipes for our groups to make, because unlike the real iron chef show we have to be shopped for and the teacher needs a list, ok that is a real downer, i really wish it could be like the show but no, they have all these foods and things there for your use, we have to decide ahead of time and we have restrictions and budgets, o well, so you think this would make it easier, having time beforehand to decide on what to cook, how much time it'll take and everything like that, well its not, so many choices and deciding what to make in the very little time you have to make it, not so fun, but ya Know you do what you gotta so i'm thinking about doing citrus chicken and rice, because the "secret ingredient" is citrus fruits, so yeah, that was the best thing i could find in the little time i had, and i really wish i could do something better, any ideas?

celebrities and the teenage mind

so i have come to realize how crazy teenagers get about celebrities and think alot about what they would do if they met thier favorite ones, in fact just today i had a long conversation (about three hours because it was over text and so automatically it lengthens any convo because you have to wait for them to have time to reply lol plus we are in school) with my friend about what if we met our favorite celebtrities mainly talking about the ones from supernatural hers being castiel and mine being sam lol but we went on with different scenerios and what we would say if they said this and what they would say when we said that. and it occured to me what teenagers don't do that? there have been many times i've been sitting in class and hace overheard many different conversations having to do with celebrities and which ones were better, its always a competition. trying to prove and make reasons why the one you pick is better than theirs and most of the time when it comes to girls talking about female celebrities the convo often goes to whos a slut whos a skank and who deserves what guy, it so funny. i mean when i'm not getting overexcited and i'm not defending my favorite i think about it and think hey they're just people whats the big deal. but i think marylin monroe was right when she said "its the public that makes a star" because if you think about it if people didn't get so excited over them and just treated them like other people they wouldn't be so special or glorified, because thats what they are glorified human beings. thats it. yes there are many that have talent a few have a gift but what about the ones who don't people just like looking at them and thats all thats why they are famous, like for example, Taylor lautner, aka jacob black, i;m sorry but that boy cannot act he is so cute and good looking which makes most girls forget about what hes doing how hes acting what hes saying they are to busy studying his cute face, his dark hair, his sculpted body, so they miss everything, i went to new moon, i tried i really tried to pay attinetion to his looks and not his acting because it was not that great, his delivery was off the emotions he had were totally mixed up and sometimes had nothing to do with his facial features of what he was saying, yeah he's cute, but he couldn't act and if he wasn't cute he would not be as famous as he is today i mean really. there are so many of those out there, and then you have the famous by "birth right" i mean pairs hilton and so many others i must say paris hilton CANNOT act to save her life but because she is who she is people seem to think she can. i think that teenagers are in the perfect stage in life to care about celebrities and figure out who's new, thats how alot of celebrities start right? because of teenagers who like them whether for looks, acting, or sense of humor. thats just my thoughts on things, thank you much for reading :) if anyone out there ever does